Make Your Webcam Look Slightly More Professional (mainly on Linux)
(alternate title: Overcomplicating Things That Aren't That Important)
Being annoyed with Zoom's lack of smart-background blurring on Linux led me down a rabbit-hole out of which I have only just emerged, covered in who-knows-what and left with a sense that I should probably have left the poor rabbits alone.
Do you want to make this questionably improved transformation to your cheap webcam: